Kid's Korner

Hey kiddies! I didn't forget about ya...sorry it's been soooo long since I've talked to ya! Anyway...I got a couple tips for life in case you're interested. CHECK IT OUT:

You know that bully at school that likes to talk shit and beat on dorks for no other reason than to gain attention from an audience and make you feel like shit? Well check this out...

A) First tell the ass that you want him to leave you alone and to stop talkin' shit or however you want to put it to the asshole.

B) If letter "A" doesn't work, you are gonna just have to show this guy you aren't fuckin' around. Despite what you have been taught by adults...go ahead and hit the asshole in the face as hard as you can without warning. Follow up with another punch and keep doing this until the bully is either on the ground, or running away from you. (DON'T KILL THE BULLY OR YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH MURDER, SUFFER THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, AND APPEAR ON TV AND TABLOIDS UNTIL THE CASE CLOSES OR PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT IT.) At this point you can talk shit to the asshole to conclude the event. If the asshole gets the upper hand and defeats you, that's OK too! At least he knows that if he fucks with you...you are gonna put him in a fight situation that a lot of bullies want to avoid...cuz they will lose some day!

NOTE: I am NOT responsible in any way for what happens to anyone following my advice...you take full responsibility for your own actions.

Feelin' bad cuz you don't apply yourself at school like you should? Do you consistently FAIL at academics? Do you think that school just sucks? If you answered yes to any of these questions let me tell you a story:

Boring yet TRUE story about my friend:

Once upon a time I had a friend named Matt. He thought school sucked so he decided to be a rebelious person and consistently failed at acedemics on purpose and pissed teachers off by putting grilled cheese sandwiches in VCRs, etc.

Ofcourse he did not graduate highschool and was thought to be not smart by his parents and others. Nobody thought he would make anything of himself and that he was destined to eat out of dumpsters the rest of his life.

One day Matt got his G.E.D. and went on to college for computer programming and guess what? Matt got straight A's in college, graduated with honors, and is now considered a smart motherfucker (and is bankin' now.)

Point is that elementary, middle, and highschool do not really have such a significant effect on lives as one might think...you can still achieve your dreams...just follow the best lookin' path and you'll be on your way to bankin' like Matt. Don't give up!

NOTE: Matt was able to read and write and shit like that the whole time...ya gotta learn some shit to do what he did...all I'm sayin' is that a lot of the shit schools say you need to know is bullshit knowledge that no one really needs to know to survive in this cursed world. I am NOT saying drop out or do what he did...just tryin' to lift some low spirits!

Hey kids...this is a pic of the Sesame Street Krew thuggin' after a live show on the ice rink.

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		05-01-05 Hey kiddies! I didn't forget about ya...sorry it's been soooo long since I've talked to ya! Anyway...I got a couple tips for life in case you're interested. CHECK IT OUT: Lesson #1: You know that bully at school that likes to talk shit and beat on dorks for no other reason than to gain attention from an audience and make you feel like shit? Well check this out... A) First tell the ass that you want him to leave you alone and to stop talkin' shit or however you want to put it to the asshole. B) If letter "A" doesn't work, you are gonna just have to show this guy you aren't fuckin' around. Despite what you have been taught by adults...go ahead and hit the asshole in the face as hard as you can without warning. Follow up with another punch and keep doing this until the bully is either on the ground, or running away from you. (DON'T KILL THE BULLY OR YOU WILL BE CHARGED WITH MURDER, SUFFER THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, AND APPEAR ON TV AND TABLOIDS UNTIL THE CASE CLOSES OR PEOPLE FORGET ABOUT IT.) At this point you can talk shit to the asshole to conclude the event. If the asshole gets the upper hand and defeats you, that's OK too! At least he knows that if he fucks with you...you are gonna put him in a fight situation that a lot of bullies want to avoid...cuz they will lose some day! NOTE: I am NOT responsible in any way for what happens to anyone following my advice...you take full responsibility for your own actions. Lesson #2: Feelin' bad cuz you don't apply yourself at school like you should? Do you consistently FAIL at academics? Do you think that school just sucks? If you answered yes to any of these questions let me tell you a story: Boring yet TRUE story about my friend: Once upon a time I had a friend named Matt. He thought school sucked so he decided to be a rebelious person and consistently failed at acedemics on purpose and pissed teachers off by putting grilled cheese sandwiches in VCRs, etc. Ofcourse he did not graduate highschool and was thought to be not smart by his parents and others. Nobody thought he would make anything of himself and that he was destined to eat out of dumpsters the rest of his life. One day Matt got his G.E.D. and went on to college for computer programming and guess what? Matt got straight A's in college, graduated with honors, and is now considered a smart motherfucker (and is bankin' now.) Point is that elementary, middle, and highschool do not really have such a significant effect on lives as one might think...you can still achieve your dreams...just follow the best lookin' path and you'll be on your way to bankin' like Matt. Don't give up! NOTE: Matt was able to read and write and shit like that the whole time...ya gotta learn some shit to do what he did...all I'm sayin' is that a lot of the shit schools say you need to know is bullshit knowledge that no one really needs to know to survive in this cursed world. I am NOT saying drop out or do what he did...just tryin' to lift some low spirits!



		Hey kids...this is a pic of the Sesame Street Krew thuggin' after a live show on the ice rink.



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