Masta Mime

HE CANNOT SPEAK, SO WE WILL SPEAK FOR HIM...

ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF MASTA MIME WE TOOK RIGHT BEFORE HE GOT ARRESTED AND JAILED FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION!

MASTA MIMES PROFILE:

Age: 26

Height: 5 foot 11 inches

Weight: 190 pounds

Alias: Just call him Masta Mime.

Occupation: Street Mime

Hobbies: Making beats for Tha Krypt, viewing pornographic material, studying sign language, and being a mime.

Favorite Food: Pizza, pizza rolls, pizza helper, pizza pockets, pizza sticks, pizza bites, pizza nuggets, and pizza chunks.

Favorite Movie(s): Any porno movie that has an ingenious plot such as: Alice in Anal Land, Super Hornio Brothers, or Sometime Sweet Susan.

Favorite Music Artist(s): Keepaz of Tha KrypT

What He Hates the Most: Origami paper cranes,sculptors, minerz, werewolves, anal-probes, anal-lyzers, and snubbers.

Body Count: 6,173 (he likes to make a paper crane for each person he kills)

Once upon a time... there was a mime named Masta Mime. He was the leader of a clan of mime's that reeked murder and mayhem across the world. The clan was conquered by the evil magician known as The Great Zambini without flaw. Zambini befriended Masta Mime and spared his soul based on the valuable skills the mime possessed.

Masta Mime is named so because he is a master of mimery. Mimery is a lost martial art, a higher form of ninjitsu, in which one is able to act out a technique from a distance...and actually make physical contact with the opponent. The range or distance achievable from mimery depends on the skill level of the mime...anyway...Masta Mime can strike an opponent from up to nearly 2.14 miles away, which is obviously an incredible level of skill. Mimery is an awesome power to aquire, however to possess the power of the mime...one must sacrifice the priviledge to speak...forever!

Now that KrucifeR has risen from the KrypT to aid Zambini and Masta Mime, the triad has been completed. There is no room for failure now...Divine Perdition is taking place as you read this...total annihilation and control is now within their grasp.






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